Elemental Gelade Quote

"Okay, I'll tell you the basics of peeping. Number one: Hold your breath. Number two: Single out your prey. Number three: Lick her with your eyes."

"Wha - Lick?!"

"Number four: BE QUIET!!"

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I am currently trying to figure out how to create a condiment that was mentioned in passing in a write up of a nightclub in a fictional D&D city.

Think about that. I'm so much of a D&D geek I'm trying to work out *recipes*.